Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (Randy Brooks, 1977)
CHORUS: Grandma got run over by a
reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas
Eve. You can say there's no such thing as
Santa, But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged
her not to go. But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door into the
snow.
When we found her Christmas morning, At the scene
of the attack She had hoof prints on her
forehead, And incriminating Claus marks
on her back.
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Now we're all so proud of
Grandpa, He's been taking this so
well. See him in there watching
football, Drinking beer and playing cards
with cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma, All the
family's dressed in black. And we just can't help
but wonder Should we open up her gifts
or send them back? SEND THEM
BACK!!!
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Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made
of fig (ahhhhh!) And the blue and silver
candles, That would just have matched the hair
in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and
neighbours, Better watch out for
yourselves. They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with
elves.
Sing it, Grandpa!
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